A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Q: What can we learn from this?
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. Most important- when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
The Universal 6 Project Phases
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Punishment of the Innocent
6. Praise for the Non-Participants
The Age of Wisdom
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
19. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
20. Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
24. This is as bad as it can get, but don’t count on it.
25. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
26. The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize.
Japanese vs. American management style
Two teams of American and Japanese corporations have a boat race. On the big day the Japanese win by a mile.
The discouraged Americans hire a consulting firm to investigate the
problem. The findings are that the Japanese team had eight people rowing
and one person steering while the American team had one rower and eight
people steering. Based on these results, the American team is
completely reorganized to include four steering managers, four steering
area managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing
the boat to provide work incentive.
The following year the Japanese win again, so the Americans lay off the
rower for poor performance and give the manager a bonus for discovering